Sex In Space

NOTE: This song was originally composed for Prof. Eric Woods' Exploration of Space class at SUNY Albany during the Fall semester of Justin's junior year.

Well it’s about that time for things to get physical
And throw Newton’s apple right out the window

’Cause we’re going to a far away place
That’s right… making love in space

We’re gonna get down in zero Gs
Where liquids make spheres like your double Ds
Gotta use straps, can’t hold on myself
Like astronaut Buzz on Gemini 12
No need to play it safe, you see I like it raw
I’ll use my liquid filled hammer to fight Newton’s Third Law
Get ready for liftoff, all systems engaged
Me and you, baby boo, we’s about to have sex in space

Well, just how am I gonna get witchu
So we could have ourselves a lunar orbit midnight rendezvous?

Fo’ sho’ we gots ta use protection
When we perform the transorbital injection

Then wait a minute, some freaky things are ’bout to go down
We gotta undock so you can do your turnaround

Rejoin the modules and get to for what I’ve been searchin’
That’s right… Lunar Orbital Insertion

We got plenty of room, no need to argue
You can fit two people in your lunar module
Then I’ll fire my rockets above your surface
For a real smooth landing, that’s how I work it
Don’t do it for me, do it for all the nations
Let me dock in to your Space Station
Get ready for liftoff, all systems engaged
Me and you, baby boo, we’s about to have sex in space

Let me take that giant leap for mankind
Do what no one’s done before and explore your far side
Get your cameras ready, check out my Earthrise
We can beat the Russians, baby, and fly to the moon tonight
’Cause you know it feels right

You know what they say: “Love the one you’re with”
We’ll we’ve got a soft surface on the regolith
Don’t have to worry, let me do what I do
’Cause my service module uses hypergolic fuel
When the dust settles we’ll be on our way
And I hope to return on another day
I’ll be countin’ ’til liftoff, all systems engaged
Me and you, baby boo, I can’t wait to have sex in space